Name: I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster Embroidered Apparel
Brand: Castaway Cove Crafts
Price: 20.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Product Description:
Bold, chaotic, and absolutely relatable — this funny embroidered design is made for the ones who fully embrace their spicy personality. Featuring vibrant layered lettering with the phrase “I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster,” this design brings humor, sass, and personality to any outfit.

Perfect for sarcastic queens, spicy personalities, taco lovers, and anyone functioning beautifully in controlled chaos.

✨ Available on:

T-Shirts
Sweatshirts
Hoodies
Crewnecks
Tote Bags
Tank Tops
And more!

Design Details:

Professionally embroidered design
Bright layered lettering for added dimension
Fun and playful aesthetic
Soft, comfortable fit
Unisex sizing available on most garments

Perfect For:

Funny graphic apparel lovers
Sarcastic personalities
Taco & spicy food fans
Best friend gifts
Cozy casual outfits
Everyday humor wear

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low for best longevity.

Item information

Every item is made just for you! Because of this, processing times can vary a bit depending on how busy we are. Please double-check your customization details before ordering. Also, keep in mind that colors may look a little different in person due to screen settings. We truly appreciate your support—it means the world to our small business!

Returns

Because each item is made just for you, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges. However, if something isn’t right with your order, please reach out—we want to make it right!

Sizing

Our pieces are made with comfort in mind! Most items are unisex with a relaxed fit. Stick with your usual size for a comfy everyday fit, or size up for that cozy oversized vibe. Be sure to check the size chart in each listing to find your perfect fit!

Care Instructions

Care Instructions – Embroidered Apparel

To keep your embroidered items looking their best, please follow these care guidelines:

Turn garment inside out before washing
Machine wash cold with like colors
Use mild detergent and avoid bleach or harsh chemicals
Tumble dry low or hang to dry for best results
Do not iron directly on embroidery; if needed, turn inside out or place a cloth over the design
Do not dry clean

Proper care will help preserve the quality of both the fabric and the embroidery stitching over time.

Please Note: Due to the custom nature of embroidered items, slight variations may occur, adding to the uniqueness of each piece.